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My kids turn this pale white, a i am definately gonna puke color when they
get ill... one day my youngets when he was about 3 came into the living room
during dinner with the afforementioned color... and said... "bobby said ham is
made from pigs, dad" of which i replied "no it's not it's made from pork" the
color cleared and the meals were finished by both ;)
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My friend Aaron is one of the funniest people i have ever met. When we had
our friend doing work release for a DUI the material really started to roll one
night. We had been calling dennis "convict" all day and suddenly Aaron
announced that dennis is sick of it and we should be politically correct and
call him a "Incarcerated American" and further he announced that he was
simply "Freedom Challenged"
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A friend of mine is a highschool wrestling coach and was looking at a
uniform catalog at his work station when i dismounted the fork truck i was
riding to ask him if that was one of his subscriptions to young boys monthly ;)
taking it well he smiled!
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the scene, first hour of work, i was wearing a white T-shirt when i took a
gulp and a dribble lands on belly immediately staining the shirt. 5 minutes
later my friend Tom says.... and i am not "gotten" very often....
HEY MONICA, i suppose your gonna keep the shirt! (Bill Clinton joke)
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Cell phone rings... my stepdaughter was on it... she said she didn't know we
were at the 4-h fair and when the insurance lady called she gave her the
number for our factory... when the lady called back she said she asked our
boss for us and he told her that we were on vacation... "seems like they
should have told their kids" the lady smarted back... to which my boss set
her straight... "they have 6 kids" my boss told her.... "would you have told
them" ;)
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After telling my 17 year old blonde step daughter that a man at work was
having his eighth child the topic of him being catholic and not believing in
birth control was easily solved by her announcing why doesn't he just use a
condom? ;)
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My kids turn this pale white, a i am definately gonna puke color when they
get ill... one day my youngets when he was about 3 came into the living room
during dinner with the afforementioned color... and said... "bobby said ham is
made from pigs, dad" of which i replied "no it's not it's made from pork" the
color cleared and the meals were finished by both ;)
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My friend Aaron is one of the funniest people i have ever met. When we had
our friend doing work release for a DUI the material really started to roll one
night. We had been calling dennis "convict" all day and suddenly Aaron
announced that dennis is sick of it and we should be politically correct and
call him a "Incarcerated American" and further he announced that he was
simply "Freedom Challenged"
-================-
A friend of mine is a highschool wrestling coach and was looking at a
uniform catalog at his work station when i dismounted the fork truck i was
riding to ask him if that was one of his subscriptions to young boys monthly ;)
taking it well he smiled!
-================-
the scene, first hour of work, i was wearing a white T-shirt when i took a
gulp and a dribble lands on belly immediately staining the shirt. 5 minutes
later my friend Tom says.... and i am not "gotten" very often....
HEY MONICA, i suppose your gonna keep the shirt! (Bill Clinton joke)
-=================-
Cell phone rings... my stepdaughter was on it... she said she didn't know we
were at the 4-h fair and when the insurance lady called she gave her the
number for our factory... when the lady called back she said she asked our
boss for us and he told her that we were on vacation... "seems like they
should have told their kids" the lady smarted back... to which my boss set
her straight... "they have 6 kids" my boss told her.... "would you have told
them" ;)
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After telling my 17 year old blonde step daughter that a man at work was
having his eighth child the topic of him being catholic and not believing in
birth control was easily solved by her announcing why doesn't he just use a
condom? ;)
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