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Louisiana Duck......
A big-city, New York lawyer went duck hunting in rural kentucky. He shot
and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a
fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on
his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell on this field, and now I'm
going in to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over
here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in New York
and, if you don't let me get that duck i will sue you and take everything you
own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do
things in kentucky. We settle small disputes like this with the 3 kick rule?"
The lawyer asked what is the 3 kick rule?
The farmer replied, "well first i kick you 3 times and then you kick me 3
times until someone gives up."
The Attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that
he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the
city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot right into the
lawyers groin and dropped him to his knees. his second kick nearly wiped
the nose off of his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmers
3rd kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet
and said "okay, you old coot now it's my turn."
(I Love This)
The old farmer smiled and said, "naw, i give up. you can have the duck"
A big-city, New York lawyer went duck hunting in rural kentucky. He shot
and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a
fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on
his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell on this field, and now I'm
going in to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over
here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in New York
and, if you don't let me get that duck i will sue you and take everything you
own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do
things in kentucky. We settle small disputes like this with the 3 kick rule?"
The lawyer asked what is the 3 kick rule?
The farmer replied, "well first i kick you 3 times and then you kick me 3
times until someone gives up."
The Attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that
he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the
city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot right into the
lawyers groin and dropped him to his knees. his second kick nearly wiped
the nose off of his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmers
3rd kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet
and said "okay, you old coot now it's my turn."
(I Love This)
The old farmer smiled and said, "naw, i give up. you can have the duck"
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