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Ice Cream.....
A little boy goes into an ice cream shop and looks through his change and
says "i have enough for a chocolate ice cream cone mister" and the clerk tells
him that they were out of chocolate and he would have to pick from there
other numerous selections. the boy now goes through both pockets of his
trousers and comes up with quite a large amount of change, he sits there
counting it and then approaches the clerk again "i have enough change to buy
a QUART... i want a quart of chocolate" the clerk again tells him they are
out of chocolate and to pick another flavor.
the little boy gets very excited as he remembers his billfold... pulling out a
$5.00 bill he waves it at the clerk and says "i have enough for a
GALLON.... yessss i will have a gallon of chocolate ice cream"! once again
the clerk, who is getting upset, starts to talk to the boy... "can you spell the
VAN in vanilla?" he asks the boy.... "V...a...n..." proudly spells the boy....
"can you spell the STRAW in strawberry?" the clerk asks the boy.
"S..T..R..A..W.." spells the boy proudly. "can you spell the FRIG in
chocolate??" he asks. the little boy starts to spell "F... hey" the little boy says
"there isn't any FRIG in chocolate" and the clerk replies..... thats what i have
been trying to tell you!!
A little boy goes into an ice cream shop and looks through his change and
says "i have enough for a chocolate ice cream cone mister" and the clerk tells
him that they were out of chocolate and he would have to pick from there
other numerous selections. the boy now goes through both pockets of his
trousers and comes up with quite a large amount of change, he sits there
counting it and then approaches the clerk again "i have enough change to buy
a QUART... i want a quart of chocolate" the clerk again tells him they are
out of chocolate and to pick another flavor.
the little boy gets very excited as he remembers his billfold... pulling out a
$5.00 bill he waves it at the clerk and says "i have enough for a
GALLON.... yessss i will have a gallon of chocolate ice cream"! once again
the clerk, who is getting upset, starts to talk to the boy... "can you spell the
VAN in vanilla?" he asks the boy.... "V...a...n..." proudly spells the boy....
"can you spell the STRAW in strawberry?" the clerk asks the boy.
"S..T..R..A..W.." spells the boy proudly. "can you spell the FRIG in
chocolate??" he asks. the little boy starts to spell "F... hey" the little boy says
"there isn't any FRIG in chocolate" and the clerk replies..... thats what i have
been trying to tell you!!
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