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Three Fisherman.......
It was a hot, VERY hot day. one of those blistery scorching summer days of which there is just a cloud of
heat. on this perticular day there were 3 old friends, all in their high 80's in years who decide to go fishing.
they get out the trailer, load the boat and head to their favorite fishing hole. they arrive at the spot they have
fished at together for years and unload the boat, and load the cooler of suds, the fishing gear, and finally
themselves. one of the guys starts muttering ... and the other 2 at almost the same time answer him ...
YESSSS, we know you can't swim... thats why we have you in the MIDDLE of the boat...
so they start to fish, chug beer and remember about the times of the past... they start to fill up the fishing
basket and their bladders at about the same time... the guy in the middle who couldn't swim starts again
whining... here dang it, switch me places says the guy in the bow of the boat, and they manage a safe switch...
and the guy who couldn't swim
starts relieving the pressure... off the bow of the boat...suddenly, the guy at the stern hooks a gigantic fish and
starts yelling to get the net ... as the two are wrestling with the landing of the fish... they suddenly realize they
are the only 2 in the boat... their friend who couldn't swim had been knocked overboard... they start taking
turns diving for the friend who was obviously at the bottom of the lake and since they were pike fishing it was
also the deepest part of the lake, and in this case was about 20 feet... finally on his third try the one old coger
brings up the body and they start CPR immediately on him... the one friend who is giving mouth to mouth
after a few minutes stops and says....
i really didn't ever notice his breath was this nasty....
of which the other drunken partner replies....
and i didn't notice he was wearing a snowmobile suit before either...
It was a hot, VERY hot day. one of those blistery scorching summer days of which there is just a cloud of
heat. on this perticular day there were 3 old friends, all in their high 80's in years who decide to go fishing.
they get out the trailer, load the boat and head to their favorite fishing hole. they arrive at the spot they have
fished at together for years and unload the boat, and load the cooler of suds, the fishing gear, and finally
themselves. one of the guys starts muttering ... and the other 2 at almost the same time answer him ...
YESSSS, we know you can't swim... thats why we have you in the MIDDLE of the boat...
so they start to fish, chug beer and remember about the times of the past... they start to fill up the fishing
basket and their bladders at about the same time... the guy in the middle who couldn't swim starts again
whining... here dang it, switch me places says the guy in the bow of the boat, and they manage a safe switch...
and the guy who couldn't swim
starts relieving the pressure... off the bow of the boat...suddenly, the guy at the stern hooks a gigantic fish and
starts yelling to get the net ... as the two are wrestling with the landing of the fish... they suddenly realize they
are the only 2 in the boat... their friend who couldn't swim had been knocked overboard... they start taking
turns diving for the friend who was obviously at the bottom of the lake and since they were pike fishing it was
also the deepest part of the lake, and in this case was about 20 feet... finally on his third try the one old coger
brings up the body and they start CPR immediately on him... the one friend who is giving mouth to mouth
after a few minutes stops and says....
i really didn't ever notice his breath was this nasty....
of which the other drunken partner replies....
and i didn't notice he was wearing a snowmobile suit before either...
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